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a smile of the day

Hello, how r u all doing. today i will share some jokes to u all to release some tension and stress.
i know some of u are stress due to the job that never ending but coming more.so, here are some riddle that will make u smile and thinking.



                           What is a reindeer's favorite instrument? 
                                                           Horns!

Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
Because he wasn't peeling well!


                            Where do fish keep their money?
                                              In the riverbank.


Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.


                           Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
                                  Because it said: "Concentrate."


There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?None, they were all copy cats!

                                What did the skeleton say before a meal?
                                           Bone appetite!


What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
"You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"


                                 What goes around the world but stays in the corner? 
                                                                   A stamp

  What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
   "I have BAT news, everyone!"




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1 comment:

  1. Ohh hie Nurul. This is so awkward commenting other's blog infront of the real owner. But it's fine as long as you dont see what i'm writing now. Heee.

    So first of all, u have such a nice blog. :) Compared to the previous one, this way so much better.

    By the way, wondering why is there camera or CCTV or whatever it is called in ur blog. Are u like seriously shoulder surfing me?? Ohh man, this is so scary !! >.<

    Anyway, keep it up ! :D -xoxo-

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